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Do you have any dependents? - RF Cafe Forums
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Kirt Blattenberger
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Post subject: Do you have any dependents?
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:59 am
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Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2003 2:02 pm Posts: 878
Location: Erie, PA |
Greetings:
Someone recently sent me this in an e-mail. It's funny, but utterly
true at the same time, so it's not really all that funny after all. The problem is that
most of them manage to vote, and guess who they vote for? Yep, the politicians that
keep promising to take from you and me and give it to them. It goes by many names, amongst
them are Social Justice, Getevenwiththemism, Class Warfare, Socialism, and Marxism.
In response to the question on the Census form, "Do you have any dependents?,"
I answered the following:
"12 million illegal immigrants, 10 million crack heads,
20 million unemployed worthless bastards too lazy to work, 40 million recipients of
food stamps, 3/4 of a million inmates, most of the states of New York and California,
all of the state of Michigan, especially the city of Detroit, half of Mexico, the Island
of Haiti, the United Nations, employees of PBS radio and TV stations, and AMTRACK. There's
plenty more, but these alone should reduce my tax liability to zero."
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Apparently this wasn’t an acceptable answer.
_________________ - Kirt Blattenberger
RF Cafe Progenitor & Webmaster
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Mr. Tesla
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Post subject: Re: Do you have any dependents?
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:10 am
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Joined: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:22 pm Posts: 4
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My neighbor is a "99er." He got laid off about a year ago. He has a couple small apartment
complexes for income, his wife works fulltime, and he claims everything for his own
house and yard as a tax deduction. He proudly talks about getting his check and has
no plans to look for a job until the 99 weeks of unemployment run out. I hear people
in the lines at the grocery store and Walmart talking about the same sort of thing.
Democrats love it because those are their voting base.
_________________ --- Call me Nikola
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