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The Haircut - RF Cafe Forums
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| Kirt Blattenberger
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Post subject: The Haircut
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:12 pm
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Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2003 2:02 pm
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THE HAIRCUT
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,
he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you'
card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for
a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the
shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you
' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came
in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can
not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was
very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open
up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that,
my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country
and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED
OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
- ANON
_________________ - Kirt Blattenberger
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Posted 11/12/2012
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