Greetings The Amplifier:
Nice try, but sorry,
that's not the way it works.
Besides, you wouldn't respect yourself if
I just gave you a T-shirt. You need to earn it.
I will, however, count this post toward the total
number for the month if you join in with the conversations.
Thanks for reminding me about the nonresponses,
though. I'll send out 2nd notices tonight.